haha. next week is happy week. coz theres no THURSDAY. thurs day is a BAD DAY. its evil. it ends at freakin 5.05. it has bio olympiad training. WORST OF ALL it is a day FILLED with neverending tutorials. the most terrorizing aspect of a thursday in our "beloved" college is that straight after first recess, the trauma of DOUBLE CHINESE sets in. it takes over u. for two solid hours the continuous droning of a language u hardly wish to understand is played on like a bagpipe blasting in ur ears on a saturday morning. but then the petrification doesnt end here. following of which is an equally disturbing period of MATH where our beloved miss chia never fails to keep an keen eye on my every move. every twitch. stealth is of utmost importance. and tht explains the fact that my best friend in 303 is alwaes "stealthy"(actually he practically disappears) a.k.a in the toilet, during the periods of homework checking. im more of the strategist. playin mindgames with the tutor. small shifts of the hand cover essential blank portions of my tutorials, tiny lifts of the page suggests the completion of my otherwise undone homework. its more taxing than a strategy game. anw i decided to do some funny profiling. please dun take these stuff i say to heart. its just for fun's sake. well. let me introduce to u the guy comrades hu battle alongside with me in the cruel war of jc life.
junzhi : he is master of escape artistry. always hidden away safely in the toilet and treacherous times, or times that he feel he is at danger. always targeted for his cool hair. uses deceptive techniques to escape forced haircuts. (in existent chinese barber illusionary skill) special technique: classroom disappearance act
ben yeo : my accomplice cum side kick. notorious for his cunning ways. i sadly admit he has surpassed me in terms of deception. he possesses the clever disguise of a innocent studious school boy who ALWAYS does his homework. something that i will never achieve. in fact if u see him at first glance, u'd think hes top scholar or sumthin. special technique : long term MC escape jutsu.
shude : fun guy. our assistant cg rep. leader of the anti-marcus association. cunning and deceptive. DO NOT BE FOOLED by his perfect semicircle smile or dashing looks. part of the jp4s society ( jasmine peggy shude shermaine sunglass society) special technique: cute jap babe voice.
marcus : world one tennis. like the house hes in (phobos) hes second to none. our beloved cg rep. note- BEWARE OF SUBJECT DURING ALL SPORTS AND GAMES. failure to observe will lead to SERIOUS injury. special ability: Eau de Marcus
spencer: alwaes sleeps whenever possible. special technique: instant food removal
brian: very undetectable. never fails to find an opening to touch guys' chests. very frightening. special technique: freeze-ur-guts chest rub. one touch will cause muscle spasms to reverbrate around one's body followed by a scream of " eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeYUCCCKKKK!!"
benchew: known for funny reactions to certain matters. special technique: lateferschooleromia.
sebastian: ehhh. nice guy. my wonderful grp leader. i dunno wad to say too. special technique: i-know-who-u-like revealing technique.
kianyan: extremely fluent in the chinese language. never fails to totally stun me his his powerful chinese syllables. what else can i say? TOBEN POWER!
colin: very nice guy. our treasurer. never fails to make my money disappear. uses similar deception techniques as ben yeo. he looks super honest. i actualli believe he is. but a realli nice guy. hes good in studies too. i realli got nothing to sae.
davis: chem god. loves MAG.....nolia ice cream. special technique: ive-already-done-my-homework
kenneth (aka me): fill in ur comments on the tag board. i guess u guys shd have the fun of setting my profile. i know wad jas will say. IM KENNETH JIE JIE. -.-"
-cloudyboy at 3:09 PM